“The spotlight has been unusual and surreal for our team and, while I would never have wished for it to happen like this, Astronomer is now a household name,” DeJoy said in a LinkedIn post on Monday.

In this distressing American moment, who knew that what our nation needed was a canoodling pair having their affair put on blast at a Coldplay concert?

The couple was quickly identified by internet sleuths as technology executives Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot, with Byron resigning from his job.