In order to keep the schedule under wraps, the Bears employee—aided by such Midway Monsters as Caleb Williams and Rome Odunze —wanders around the city in search of all the Ben Johnsons on the email chain so he can destroy their phones, and, thus, avoid having them reveal the schedule to the public before the appointed time.

FOX Sports host Colin Cowherd has been impressed with what the Bears have done this offseason, which prompted him to predict a high-place finish in the NFC North -- and their first playoff berth since 2020.

Ticket prices start at $320. Prices then range from $400, $500, $600, $700, $800, $900, $1,000, $2,000, and $3,479. The Bears will host the Packers for an NFC North rivalry game on Saturday, Dec. 20. A kickoff time has not yet been determined.

With full-squad on-field practices beginning next week, the Bears could provide answers to a few of their biggest defensive line questions simply by lining up.