When Drew and I recorded this week’s episode of The Distraction roughly a week before Christmas, we were aware of the risk we ...

Getting stuff stuck in your rectum is so 2025. Doing Looney Tunes–style violence to your groin is the new hotness. Below are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. All ...

Marty Supreme’s title card is a stream of sperm swimming up a vaginal canal. They fertilize an egg, which becomes a white ...

This is what the Defector staff enjoyed eating in 2025. Objectively Mid Sichuan In Grenoble No matter your opinion on the ...

New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs has been charged with one count of felony strangulation or suffocation, and ...

I think this game is over,” said play-by-play announcer Elise Woodward during Monday night’s Michigan-Oregon women’s ...

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew ...

Told one way, the story of Major League Baseball’s steroid era is a fairly simple tale: Jose Canseco and the sluggers of the ...

This is what the Defector staff read and enjoyed in 2025. The Trials of Gabriel Ward Murder Mystery Series, by Sally Smith ...

We are once again faced with a fake-ass work week, so things will be a little slow around here until Friday. Take this opportunity to amuse yourselves in an open thread!

If you can name just one current college hockey player, I bet it’s freshman Penn State winger Gavin McKenna. After carving up ...

Welcome to the Defector College Football Watch Guide, where Israel Daramola and Ray Ratto will tell you which of the weekend’s college football games are worth giving a crap about. The first round of ...